Funny Quotes from Jeannette’s Students

Why do I like teaching ESL in Spain? Because this happens:

“The underpants are good because give you security in your mini-balls.”
–an 11 year old boy, who promptly laughed hysterically for 5 minutes at his own wit.

Or this exchange:

“Ramon, do you have a cookie?”

“No! I ate it!
It’s waiting… In my bum!
It’s going in the toilet!”
–a 7 year old who then starts dancing around the kitchen.

Or this happens:

“Alex is very very high!”
–and I don’t say a word because I don’t want to teach a pair of 11 year old boys the other meaning of “high.”

And this happens all the time:

“Teacher, how do you say whiskey?”

“Whiskey.”

“Ohhh!”
“Do you like whiskey?”
–From 13 year olds, nuff said.

Anyone have any equally ridiculous student quotes? The more inappropriate or immature, the better.

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